HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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More from Chubby BrownOne of my friends went to see Chubby at some backwater little club near Goole. (A shithole between Hull and Doncaster) Chubby appears onstage to the usual "you fat bastard" banter and launches into his act. One of the lads who was with my friend got up out of his seat (almost front row) and headed off to the gents. Chubby seized the moment and shouts at the guy "Where the FUCK do you think you're going?"
Bloke replies to Chubby "I'm just off for a shit while I wait for the comedian to start"
The place errupted and Chubby was lost for words. Class!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 15:00, Reply)
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