HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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AutoHeckleNot technically a heckle. Well, not remotely a heckle but it still involves public gathering-related japes.
School assembly one morning. Usually some ageing god-bothering vicar guy is wheeled in front of us to try and persuade us that "Jesus is Trendy" and "Don't Be A Cnut". Instead (and this is about the time that women were starting to be ordained) a young redheadded female vicar enters the hall; dogcollar and vicar-robes n'all.
We stand up dutifully as she processes to the lectern and once there she bids us sit.
Her opening gambit? "Well, I bet you've never had a woman up the front before..."
500 teenage boys and not a few members of staff simultaneously wet themselves with laughter and continue to do so for the remainder of her lecture.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 19:16, Reply)
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