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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Tranvision Vamp
I had been dragged to see them in the early 90's by my then g/f and some mutual friends.

We arrived at the venue and, whilst the partners of her friends made off to the bar to avoid listening to the the chronic support, I was told in no uncertain terms to stay in my seat.

Cue filthy mood.

Support end, guys return [half cut], and on come Transvision Vamp. The punters went mad and just as the crowd noise died down and Wendy James was about to say "Hello!", I decided to cheer myself up by shouting "Tits Out!" just at the optimum moment.

She told me to "Fuck off!" The crowd cheered.

G/f was not impressed, which then pretty much continued until I left her last August.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 22:13, Reply)

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