HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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SkillsIn junior year, my high school principal interrupted the talent show to lecture us about appropriate behaviour as an audience. The people in the show had worked very hard to prepare, and Alison shouldn't have to shout over us so we could hear her interpretation of, "One Step Closer to Jesus", and Heather shouldn't have to start over because we wanted to talk instead of listen to "Angel of Music". Furthermore, there were parents in the audience. These parents had come to see their children perform and we were ruining the show for them. We ought to be ashamed of ourselves and if this continues, he would have to stop the show and send us all home. The show would be ruined because he had to stop it and it would be all our fault.
I think it was around that point when he was beaned in the head with a Fruitopia bottle and all of us clearly heard Christina Nunez's dad yell, "CABRON, SHUT UP AND LET 'EM PLAY!"
Cue one embarassed principal and an audience soiling themselves with laughter.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 9:03, Reply)
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