HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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just remembered another one...again, not me, but a parent.
In fact, both parents. Taking their 2-year old son off to his first panto, they thought they'd go for something a bit different. So off they toddled to the English National Ballet's performance of "The Tales of Beatrix Potter". A fun day out for all the family.
Until the mice appeared. They were being played by children from various schools, and were running and squeaking to their hearts' content.
So this horde of mice runs onto the stage, and my father turns to my mother, and audibly utters the immortal line:
"A good dose of Warfarin would get rid of that lot".
Cue furious looks from all the mothers in the auditorium, confused looks from the kids, tears from my brother, and giggles from the rest of the men.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 16:43, Reply)
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