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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Well, at least i thought she was deaf..
a couple of years ago when i was in merry year 8, we had a form tutor called mrs. refinewood. It was (at the time) circulating around that she was completely deaf and simply lip-read.

now me and a bunch of rowdy boys in my year came back in from lunch and had the wonderful idea of testing the 'deafness theory' out:

As she is writing messages on teh board, 10 boys suddenly stand up and simultaneously shout "Fuck off you deaf cunt!"

A moments silence..

are we safe?

Suddenly the fat cow (god knows how she got married) turned around and screamed "DO YOU THINK I'M DEAF?? GET INTO MR. MAHONEYS OFFICE RIGHT NOW"

my god, i got an arse kicking when i got home from school.

woo, a b3ta first post!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 1:43, Reply)

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