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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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This comedian was on stage at this comedy evening, right? and he was, like, a bit shit. failing miserable to raise any laughs.

So anyway, this guy in the front row gets up.

The comedian spots an opportunity to deflect the attention from himself to someone else, so starts asking him where he's going etc etc.

The guy looks up and says:
"I was just going for a piss before the QOTW changes"

(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 11:22, Reply)

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