HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Chelsea are a load of ....When I was a nipper (3 - 4 years old) my Dad had a season ticket for Watford (who were top of the top division back then!) and I had a ticket too as it got us both out of mum's hair for Saturday afternoons.
Anyway, I had no interest in the game and spent my time kicking the back of the seat in front of me and taking in the "atmosphere"...
At a crucial season point Watford played Chelsea and the heckling was rife. Until it was a crucial point, the whole stadium was silent... and a 4 year old voice piped up with "Chelsea are a load of fucking rubbish!" which reverberated around the silent covered stand.
The laughter exploded in the home terrace and every player on the field stopped to wonder what the hell all the supporters were laughing at. My claim to fame, I heckled the whole Chelsea football team, stopped them in their tracks and got a laughing ovation from thousands of home fans. All before school age :-)
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 21:43, Reply)
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