Dominic Holland
Being corporately ambitious but of low means, the company I work for decided one year to treat us all to a professional speaker for our annual event. They booked Dominic Holland. Dominic Holland related anecdotes and humorous observations for 25 minutes to an entirely silent audience. Eventually he flew into a rage and shouted "you lot are a laugh, aren't you?". To which a middle aged lady towards the back replied crossly "well I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're not".

Dominic Holland walked off shaking his head, apparently incensed at the stupidity of the several hundred people that didn't find him funny. A worried-looking managing director jogged on to the stage like David Brent, and wondered how to full the remaining time, but the world's politest heckler saved the say by taking the stage and performing "Minnie the Moocher". She brought the house down.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 7:48, 6 replies)

surely he's never experienced an audience who found him funny

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 9:12, closed)

I had to google him to remind myself who he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJpxQq0LMRg. 2:00-ish onwards is just painful.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 10:04, closed)

Wow.
I had no idea it was possible to become famous with delivery that bad.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 10:23, closed)

I've Googled him, and I'm none the wiser.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:30, closed)

I was wondering
how how they managed to hire the former head of the IMF and current president of France.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:46, closed)

You made it to 2:00?
Wow, I felt a loathing for the oleaginous smugathor within 10 seconds that I cannot vent, shy of twatting him with a cricket bat.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 16:24, closed)