still ... at least you were completely lacking in self-respect as well as being unattractive

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:17, 2 replies)

lucky for you that your wife was just the same

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:21, closed)

yeah ... she's always allowing herself to be publicly humiliated by an obnoxious hooray

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, closed)

or a "wedding day" as you probably called it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, closed)

not sure where you're going with this
it's not really my fault that you've used this venue to admit that you were in an abusive relationship ... it's not exactly a deep vein of comedy

I'm sure it was pretty grim but you appear to have more or less recovered ... I can pretend to be sympathetic or happy for you or summat?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:30, closed)

Or you could just
You know be quiet. Just saying
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:36, closed)

dunno who you are or what you're on about. soz

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:37, closed)

You don't know angryattheinternetman?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:48, closed)

all the angry internet white knights just blur into one buzzy swarm of whiny wasps

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, closed)

Grrrr i am so angry right now
I nearly pole vaulted off my horse in spitting rage
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:52, closed)

can you just tell me which one of us is meant to be upset?
ta
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:02, closed)

I've no idea. We need emvee or one of the other Internet Prefects to tell us.
It's probably me though. I'm always Upset Online even when I'm no online. Which is never.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, closed)

let's both be upset

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, closed)

worst internet flirting ever

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, closed)

shut up and hold my pie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, closed)

you'll get nowt back but a greasy paper bag

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, closed)

scratch and sniff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, closed)

small mercies.
large bangers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:21, closed)

not when i was 18
it was like 2 pink smarties on an ironing board
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:21, closed)

PODH

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:32, closed)

Pics Of David Hasselhoff?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, closed)

Pissed on dirty harridan

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:49, closed)