jeee zus you cunts
My dad drank like a fish and slapped me around. My mom was hysteric-compulsive and, guess what the fuck, slapped me around. One day he pointed a loaded .38 at my face as I walked across the room to him, screaming at the top of my lungs, and slapped it out of his hand. (The television was on, loud.)

From age eight I heard, every single day until I ran away, "Everything you touch," trembling finger pointing at my face, "turns to shit."

Give me some of that helicopter love! No, wait, way too late.
(wkiernan, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:40, 9 replies)

I call shenanigans!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 22:29, closed)

Your Dad once pinned me against the wall with his Honda Accord.
True Story.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 22:29, closed)

I bet his mom was a supermodel as well

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 22:30, closed)

D'you remember...
...there was a question a couple of weeks back, about techno hacks?

Well, I didn't reply to that one because I didn't have anything to say. Simple.

Also, it doesn't have to be about you.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:59, closed)

That's a falsehood
Your Dad only has a .45
(MrTerrorbag kills the elderly to save the economy., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:26, closed)

Why
was the TV on loud?
(danglesmurf, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:27, closed)

nicely written
click
( rofl harris, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:12, closed)

Why all the aggression? (from the commenters)
Nothing here sounds too unlikely. Besides, it's not like everything that QoTW's favourite posters put up is solidly grounded in fact.
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:00, closed)

Self-loathing
gets others loathing.
(MrTerrorbag kills the elderly to save the economy., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:28, closed)