I was testing a Girl in sales PC after putting it back together
You know how it gets in office desks, the cables go everywhere and are immpossible to plug back in even though you just removed them 5 minutes ago. She's Standing at the seat of her desk thanking me for doing this and she is sorry about the hassle. I'm sat in the footwell (is it a footwell in a desk? or just the leg well?) telling her it's no problem this is my job after all. Then her phone goes, it's a customer, I've just switched her computer back on. I hear "Just give me two seconds I just need to log on to check that for you" and she sits down. I am trapped under a desk with a mimsy blocking my escape. I have no idea where the hell to look, what is the etiquette in such a situation? Do I tap her on the leg to let me out, do I shout, or do I sit there quietly until she finishes her call and stare at her pink knickers?
Length? about 26 minutes.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:02, 15 replies)

Desk bunny!

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:11, closed)

That's desk rabbit.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:21, closed)

Blast.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:19, closed)

stare
but don't touch unless expressly asked to.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:34, closed)

Pics
And post on the intarwebs.

(Someone had to say it)
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:30, closed)

What you do is this:
Call your colleague Roy to come up from the Basement and distract her.

(IT Crowd, no?)
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, closed)

It was the IT crowd
but was Roy under the desk calling Moss.
( jme, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:19, closed)

I hang my head in shame -
- at my schoolboy error.
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:06, closed)

Ah but in the IT crowd the lass had no idea he was under there.
She was speaking to me about 30 seconds before she sat down.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:12, closed)

Did you fit in...
...a sly one off the wrist?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:30, closed)

sniff?

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:00, closed)

Maybe...
She was well aware you had a view.
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 6:01, closed)

I've always ...
... regarded it as a perk of an otherwise (usually) dusty part of the job
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:06, closed)

I was testing a Girl
Did she pass the test?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 14:40, closed)

She knew you were there and didn't mind.
so no blame can be attached to you.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:21, closed)