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Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:45)
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Horton hears a WTF?...
In the deep jungle of a Dr Seuss cartoon, The Mayor of Whoville & Horton the elephant are parched and considering their options...


The Mayor of Whoville: “Fancy a cuppa?”

Horton the Elephant: “Indeedy – pop the kettle on me old mucka!”

5 minutes later...

HTE: “Is that brew ready yet?”

TMOW: “Aye...Tea’s up, Hort!”

This is so on-topic it makes my cock blister a bit.

*loses will to live*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:48, 5 replies)
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Weird =/= Interesting.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:52, closed)
Lovely !!!
Batman strikes again
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:01, closed)
Dr Suess does Tech Support
(I didn't write this so i cant post it on the main thread)

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this?
What a shame sir.
We'll find you
another game sir!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side affects of Gauss,
So your icons in the windows are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna to hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you'll have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:32, closed)
Had to say it out loud
but then noises of appreciation came from my mouth.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:33, closed)
Wow!
Somebody finally wrote a pun that doesn't make me want to plunge forks into my eyes. That one was actually pretty good.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:55, closed)

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