Heroes, the entire population of the planet. For warming up the globals.
This time last year, and the year preceding it, it was -18ºC in the daytime.
This year it's going to be +10.

This tiny and insignificant bit of weather data, most likely a typical anomaly, has completely convinced me that global warming is a good thing and must be encouraged.

I do my bit too, I drive a ridiculous V8 truck, use an air conditioner, dump old fridges in the yard and spray ozone depleting solvents at every opportunity.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:22, 9 replies)

Bollocks.
This time last year I was frisking around with my kids on a sledge, as I couldn't get to work.

Today I'm sitting in my office, so fuck you and your Range Rover.
(username failed moderation, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:45, closed)

^this
shooting down a massive snowy hillside on a wheelie bin lid is fucking brilliant!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:27, closed)

Try an old inner tube
bouncy and fast.

Though someone died near here last week doing that when he hit a tree in the dark.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:36, closed)

that's hilariously tragic
saw a middle-aged woman going down the same massive hill on a rocking horse last year. so funny, i almost peed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:56, closed)

Try a sleeping bag
One of my workmates was telling me the other week about (I think) one of his brother's mates who rode a sleeping bag down a frozen gully. Apparently about as much friction as an ice cube on a pub bar. Hit a ridge at the bottom doing about seventy, went airborne, broke his leg when he landed.

The things people got up to in the days before You've Been Framed and YouTube, eh?
( eXOBeX, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 18:14, closed)

we used to do this at parties,
but with a twist. As many people possible would assemble themselves in sleeping bags at the top of a carpeted staircase and then simultaneously throw themselves over the top step.

We called it maggot racing and it was hilarious if often extremely painful.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:06, closed)

Fuck Polar Bears
Nasty aggressive bloody animals. If turning my heating up drowns a few more of them then so much the better.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:56, closed)

They do eat students though,
so they're not all bad.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:14, closed)

FUCK CLARINETS

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 21:20, closed)