I hope she doesn't
...I'm dying for a piss.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:14, 1 reply)

I know, it's hard to know how to pitch it
On the one hand, there will clearly be a queue to piss on her grave akin to a nude appearance by Karen Gillan at the London Eye; on the other hand, a long, lingering painful old age is the least she deserves.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:25, closed)

I've said this elsewhere and before, so I'll say it again here: Thatcher will, like Diana before her, be buried on an island, in a lake, on private property, and nobody will be able to visit.

The alternative - that her grave will be visitable and piss-on-able by the public, is inconceivable. They're going to have a hard enough time suppressing from the TV news the street parties and celebrations when she finally carks it. There's no way they could ignore the massive outpouring of hatred that would inevitably desecrate her grave.
(SonofRojBlake, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:35, closed)

Well, that's assuming that she doesn't turn into a 50-metre high ravening demon and descend cackling into the pits of hell

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:36, closed)

That'd never happen.
Meters are French.
(speedevil, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 21:59, closed)

I've said it before
We'll need some sort of system to allow the grave dancers to do their thing for the first week or so before the pissers and shitters get their go.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 19:00, closed)