she was from romford
and there were only 2 of us
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:14, 1 reply)

Must be lost on you that Essex is a Home County and so is Cheshire, nearly.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:20, closed)

if you think romford is "home counties" then you have never been there. now off you pop and write some more doctor who teenage boy wank fanfic, there's a good little pissflap.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:22, closed)

How can you not understand what the Home Counties are, you thick cunt?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:30, closed)

simmer down clagnut

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:34, closed)

might have been easier to say "whoops I was wrong" here
just sayin like

or ... you know ... just keep digging
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:43, closed)

oh dear
i'm disappoint to have to put you in the same "thick cunt" box as quinchy.

i don't think a bleached blonde white high heeled essex girl was what baggensock had in mind when he described a law spouting privileged undergrad annoying a poor beleaguered DLR worker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:45, closed)

That description gave me a bit of a chubby.
just saying
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:51, closed)

Because you're imagining someone under the legal age of consent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)

i always, always, ALWAYS get caught out.
fuck.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:54, closed)

Is 'i'm disappoint' a new thing. You being so hot on spelling and shit.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:52, closed)

sigh
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=i+am+disappoint
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)

It must be interesting to see her 'perform' in court.
She presents a 'fact', the opposing bench points out where and how she's wrong and so she ripostes with 'yronner I put it to you that my opposite number is a big smelly poo'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)

it must be interesting to see you with a patient that's writhing in agony
the patient screams, the sympathetic nurse ignores it but instead enters the symptoms into a carefully updated "wail archive"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:01, closed)

We tend to call it a 'pain score' and use it to give out the correct analgesia, I think you'll find.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:04, closed)

don't tell lies
you must be exactly the same in work as you are on here. EXACTLY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:04, closed)

It is often the case that strings of characters actually have specific, unambiguous meanings.
Familiarising yourself with these meanings can help prevent embarrassment - I recommend a dictionary or an online search engine.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:31, closed)

you talked about a "home counties twat". not a home county. the point was that my friend was a real essex girl, not a home countries twat in the sense that you clearly meant it. not whether essex is in the home counties or not.

i recommend a trip to romford to check this out. then bumming quinchy to do penance for your sins.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:36, closed)

^upset

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:39, closed)

^ has never posted anything funny, even by mistake ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:39, closed)

Romford is in Essex. Essex is a Home County. Is this lack of attention to detail the reason you sleep
with the boss? As much as I appreciate your fixation with Skagra, we are not the same person. Now why not go and coil a nice turd out to play with, perhaps you can smear it on your pissflaps and use it as lube make it easier to insert your head.

dreary fucking bitch.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:33, closed)

yes dear
but not everyone in essex is a "home counties twat". now stop being dull and pissy and whiny, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:37, closed)

^bloo bloo
Although I bet your panties are wet at the thought of that coiled turd.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:40, closed)

i think you're trying to displace your pederast bumming tendencies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:41, closed)

A pederast, yes go the whole hog with your underlying homophobia. Eating shit is something
that is not illegal, being a pederast is. Are you accusing me of carrying out unlawful acts with children?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:44, closed)

Well, you are gay, so yeah I reckon so.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:45, closed)

^ UPSET ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:46, closed)

Answer the question.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:47, closed)

^piss and vinegar ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:49, closed)

Lovely. I see your law training has come to some use.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)

and i see a pissy little dullard.
which is what everyone sees, whenever you post your pissy little dullness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:54, closed)

good lord, now you speak for the people. Barely able to speak for yourself but now you speak for the people.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:57, closed)

remember all those times your stories topped the populol page
or all those times people posted about how funny you were?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:57, closed)

I don't even know what a populol page is nor care. I only care about being accused of being a pederast presumably from
a member of the Law society and who works in law.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:05, closed)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:12, closed)

dog fucker

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:15, closed)

^forgot how to troll

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:18, closed)

THREATEN TO EMAIL HER BOSS!!!

THAT'LL SHOW HER!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:12, closed)

Why would her boss be the person to email? This is not Fathelme shit.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:14, closed)

That's libellous.
You might want to rethink that post.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:16, closed)

fair's fair ... you did point out a very minor gap in her knowledge and inadvertently pour petrol on her massive insecurity bonfire

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:46, closed)

didn't get any of those degrees in spelling, did you now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:47, closed)

I did a couple of years of English as it happens.
But it was mostly Anglo-Saxon verse so probably not relevant to whatever feeble diversion tactic you were attempting there.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:16, closed)

cunt

(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:52, closed)

Did she mean "grammar"?
Did you mean "grammar", love? Bless, it's awesome that you post on the normal internet, makes me feel like we're helping you live a life outside of your disabilities.
(SlantedScience, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 23:09, closed)

Wait, so Essex isn't one of the Home Counties any more?
Is it still legal tender though?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:37, closed)

better ask dozer
but be warned, he's second only to quinchy in terms of boneaching dullness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:37, closed)

Dozer's LOVELY, you spiteful Ginge.
Stop bullying him.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:05, closed)

well this is most odd
i don't think anyone has ever called him that before. not even his grandmother when she first saw his wee little face.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:06, closed)

How the hell do you get allowed into a court when you're patently shit at presenting any kind of sensible case?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:51, closed)

how the hell do you get allowed near a patient when you have no semblance of decency or pleasantness?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:52, closed)

It's OK to admit you're wrong, here.
That's me being nice here, a true cunt would suggest you keep arguing the point and stropping despite it making you look a teeny bit dim.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:55, closed)

genuinely i find it bizarre that anyone could think this was a debate about where essex is
rather than a comment about assumptions about the type of person who would spout law at someone trying to give them a penalty ticket. but it's hardly important. it's just given old quinchy a break from writing complaints about birds singing too loudly or children enjoying themselves in the park.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:56, closed)

So, let me get this straight.
You're actually getting a strop on because, when someone is accused of being a 'home counties twat' and it turns out they actually live in the home counties despite you trying to claim otherwise?

I'll ask again - how the hell do you keep in work?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:00, closed)

no, that's not straight
i could have put "haha, yes, she was from a home county but she was actually from romford, which isn't very much like you'd think when you hear the phrase 'home counties'" but i didn't think it was necessary. i can't say i'm sorry either, this has amused my afternoon.

now, how the hell do you adminster drugs when you can't read?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:03, closed)

Lock down your flickr accounts folks, she's going Full Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:05, closed)

nah, you're all way too ugly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:07, closed)

projection

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:33, closed)

god no
i'll freely admit my ugliness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:36, closed)

I think we'd all very much prefer if you kept it hidden.
Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:02, closed)

i'll wrap it up in an orange cagoule
just for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:04, closed)

Sexy as fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:16, closed)

orange cagoules are sexiest of all the cagoules
but i had a pink and green one as a child that would have made you stand up like a chapel hat peg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:16, closed)

I am member of the RSPB, just one of my many charities. As for children playing in parks, I probably
have more healthy, normal relationships with children and their parents than you do or will ever have. Would not want that jeopardized by some fucking prick on the internet accusing me of being a pederast. Imagine the emotional damage that would cause to me.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:01, closed)

^^ upset ^^
also, thinks he owns a charity. somewhat disturbing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:04, closed)

If you can interpret things, then I am sure you know I meant charities that I contribute donations and not claim ownership.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:09, closed)

Giving money to charity is quite a normal thing
Bringing it up doesn't strengthen your standing in an argument. It makes you look self-righteous and conceited.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:10, closed)

Yes, It went well with swipes imaginings of my letter writing to complain about bird song, just to prove
yet again she knows fuck all about fuck all.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:12, closed)

I think we have now reached what we call 'special olympics event horizon' point in this Online Argument..
…whereby it doesn't matter now who wins, they'll both look like spastics.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:16, closed)

So what do we do until next Thursday?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:19, closed)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:22, closed)

Hitler

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:19, closed)

stop spoiling things, you dirty little spoiler

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:20, closed)