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Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
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and it's the duty of every decent human being to denigrate estate agents at every opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:58, 2 replies)
Well...
That lets you off the hook then.
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:59, closed)
technically i was only a letting agent, or a "residential property lettings negotiator and property manager" as it said on my cv
i never did sales.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:06, closed)
lettings negotiation is sales.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:19, closed)
most of us don't bother to discriminate between the various sub-genres of the untermenschen

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:34, closed)
^ worse than hitler ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)
if he'd concentrated on estate agents, solicitors, and recruitment consultants he'd have been the hero of the 20th century

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:41, closed)
all true

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:30, closed)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)
^This.
Them and The Ginges.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:43, closed)
the bloke who did the conveyancing on our last house was a ginger
and he had one of those Beadle beards that fat blokes use in an attempt to redefine their chubby chin.


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:03, closed)
i went to highgate cemetery the other day
and saw beadle's grave, amongst others. the end.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:27, closed)
but on the other hand ...

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:08, closed)
Yeah, but we're ALL worse than Hitler.
FUHRER OF OUR HEARTS!
ANSCHLUSSING OUR AFFECTIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:41, closed)
what's german for spider anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:28, closed)
(^(^;;^)^) SPINNEN!
(^(^;;^)^) LOS TEAM SPINNEN!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:40, closed)
spinnen is a much better word than spider
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:48, closed)
I was once told by a wise old sage
That if your job title ends in 'agent' but doesn't begin with either 'secret' or 'news' then you can consider yourself a cunt.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:43, closed)
Then you'd need lubricating agent,

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:26, closed)
So,
your job title is 'Associate'?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:29, closed)
No
my job title is "sanitation fixture technician"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:00, closed)
if you work hard you could be Technical Director of Sanitation

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:27, closed)

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