A Spanking Good Lift
On the way to Durham me and my girlfriend got a lift from a couple who were a little reluctant to open the boot. When they realised that our rucksacks wouldn't fit in the car they had little alternative and the boot was opened to reveal a selection of canes and a book with the hand written title "Book of Punishments"!

We sat in silence for most of the journey.
( Vambo, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:39, 7 replies)

Bit strange
of your parents to go so quiet.
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:41, closed)

Benidorm,

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:34, closed)

your sex life must have been dull as absolute fuck if you were rendered speechless by a glimpse of a bit of light S&M kit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:55, closed)

Runcorn?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:43, closed)

because you were wearing ball gags?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:08, closed)

...Yet you had the perfect icebreaker!?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:19, closed)

Shouldn't drive while caned.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:14, closed)