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SpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...

"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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That one didn't
But when we moved, that church had an Irish priest who said exactly that. Not even "piss be with you" just "piss". Of course we got bollocked for repeating it.

He also said "too towsand years ago" about 5 times a mass.

I couldn't be less religious now (nor my parents really, so I have no idea why we got dragged to church as young kids), but I did have to admire that dude when my brother's mate (who like us hasn't been near the church in years) wanted to get married in that same church recently. Having called the rectory numerous times with no answer, he went down to the church and introduced himself to the priest after mass. He said, "I've been trying to call you, Father, to arrange a wedding." And the priest smiled and said, "well my son, you'll find me here at the same time every Sunday..."

I thought that was rather smoothly done!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:24, 1 reply)
Piss be upon you.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:30, closed)
May The Lord bring his glorious piss upon you
And piss on all your family
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:36, closed)
Death brings eternal piss.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:56, closed)
I hope yours is piss full

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:07, closed)
I hope that whirled piss will be spread across all the peoples of the world
And they will be united in piss. Arab will make piss with Jew, and Hindu will make piss with Muslim.

Piss for my children and piss for my children's children.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:05, closed)

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