Spoiler alert, look away now
I suspect I have lurked for a decade but now I must rise up and speak. Like everyone else I made piss that turned your own piss blue and gave up. I tried resurecting it by combining 15 mm copper and a pressure cooker. This works but produces turps.

Some years later I thought again. I reckoned if Becks could make good bear maybe I could too; if I only I could know how they did it.

Thank you, the internet. It told me everything. If anyone else wants to know how, Google: Palmer, brewing. His open source book is a masterpiece.

I now have a commercial brewery and can't remember the last time I had to buy beer. You can do this too but don't buy one of those bags. Mead is obviously for cunts.
(Nemesis, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:51, 8 replies)

I have an interest in microbreweries
Where are you located? What's your capacity? Do you sell to shops and pubs or just from the brewery? Does the brewery have a restuarant?
Please show your working (20 Marks)
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:13, closed)

Does your dad own a brewery?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:43, closed)

If so, does he organise piss-ups?

( .Yeti., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:04, closed)

FYI David Beckham makes shit beer too.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:53, closed)

It was certainly worth de-lurking for this fascinating tale.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:48, closed)

Good bear? sironaconsulting.com/images/old/6a00d8341c761a53ef017c36d13a80970b-pi.jpg
(Benzyl, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:25, closed)

Rep for John Palmer!
I remember cutting the slots in copper piping at his behest to make an extraordinary looking apparatus for mashing/sparging, and the sheer joy when it worked!
(tcp, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:11, closed)

Wow
( Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:44, closed)