Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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A famously alcohol-fixated relation of mine hit on the idea of brewing his own beer, seemed to solve all his problems.He fixed up his garden shed with all the clobber and began churning out beer for pennies a pint. Lovely stuff it was, and he could adjust the ingredients to make it stronger - more sugar or something.
All went well until he was taken ill, with various symptoms including a huge itchy rash.
Turns out that he'd developed a random reaction to the sterilising chemical. He can never handle the stuff again and even if someone else does that stage for him it's too risky.
He is still heartbroken - must be the unluckiest pisshead in Britain.
I just try not to let him see me laughing.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:11, 4 replies)
Can't he just sterilize, to a fashion, with pure ethanol?Seems odd to give up over one setback.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:04, closed)
I think he'd probably just cut out the middle man and drink it.(, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 23:00, closed)
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