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Have you split the atom in your kitchen? Made your own fireworks? Fired a bacon rocket through your window?
We love home science experiments - tell us about your best, preferably with instructions.

Extra points for lost eyebrows / nasal hair / limbs

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25)
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I'm working on a faster than light engine.
I'm about halfway finished. Pretty sure I'll have it done by 1995.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:25, 11 replies)
I got there after you:
www.b3ta.com/questions/homescience/post1703628
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:27, closed)

This makes no sense.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:48, closed)
they say you can travel in time
if you can surpass the speed of light?

...that is - I think thats what theyre saying
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, closed)
Except that you can't.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:08, closed)
And even if you could
You wouldn't start travelling until the device was completed.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:26, closed)
Bollocks.
When I was 16, I had a Fizzie. I took the baffles out of it, and it would go down Kessel hill in less than 12 parsecs.
(username failed moderation, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:46, closed)
Parsec is a measure of distance, not time.
3.26 light years, to be precise.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsec
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:32, closed)
Macaroni.
I was in quite a nice little restaurant and my colleague orders Macaroni FFS.

Anything on the menu and she orders fucking macaroni.

I'll have a fucking Beaujolais with that macaroni please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:52, closed)
Excellent, we can nip back a couple of years and stop you publishing your book.
It's still cool to have a pop at you and your book, right?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:05, closed)
His book is no laughing matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:19, closed)
Nothing's a laughing matter
when you're the one making the jokes.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:28, closed)

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