Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Knock loudly...
... then FUCKING WAIT for an answer.
That's the advice i'd proffer to any parent of a teenage any with his girlfriend in his room.
My mother, had she realised this wouldn't have been confronted with the sight of her 18 year old boy slipping the full un-restricted length to his future wife who's dainty ankles were locked in passion around his neck. Both of them being buck naked and unhindered by any quilty covering.
I think it was quite evident that we weren't interested in the takeaway order she'd come in to consult us over.
My brother, who would be collecting said meal was, however, most amused. Thankfully he declined to share the tale at our wedding.
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, 6 replies)
... then FUCKING WAIT for an answer.
That's the advice i'd proffer to any parent of a teenage any with his girlfriend in his room.
My mother, had she realised this wouldn't have been confronted with the sight of her 18 year old boy slipping the full un-restricted length to his future wife who's dainty ankles were locked in passion around his neck. Both of them being buck naked and unhindered by any quilty covering.
I think it was quite evident that we weren't interested in the takeaway order she'd come in to consult us over.
My brother, who would be collecting said meal was, however, most amused. Thankfully he declined to share the tale at our wedding.
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, 6 replies)
A teenage any?
I never thought to check b3ta from my phone before... don't know why. I will though, right now.
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, closed)
I never thought to check b3ta from my phone before... don't know why. I will though, right now.
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, closed)
My father walked in on me with my head buried between my future wife's thighs.
She was not impressed, neither was I. He said it was my own fault.
( , Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:26, closed)
She was not impressed, neither was I. He said it was my own fault.
( , Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:26, closed)
So what was the horrible thing done to a loved one?
Were you raping her?
( , Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:33, closed)
Were you raping her?
( , Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:33, closed)
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