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I suddenly became attractive to the opposite sex and proceeded to shag any female who would show interest.
On one occasion I had taken a young lady home, appropriatly serviced her then realised the next morning another enthusiastic lady was coming round at 11AM to go to lunch.

I actually asked the girl from the night before to leave by the back door and take the 'tradesmans entrance' out. She looked at me with open mouthed awe at my arrogance.

She could hear the other girl at the front door talking to me as she walked past on her way home.

Ok, I didn't love the girls in question but still feel bad about it to this day.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:10, 4 replies)

opposite same
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:47, closed)

"I kissed a girl at a party once
and the next day an Ambulocetus took me out on a pity date"
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:33, closed)

!!!
MASSIVE HONDAS!!!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59, closed)

Delete 'awe' :insert 'contempt'

Still clicky kudos....
(Bergamot B , has not been to the office since, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:34, closed)