Years ago
I used to enjoy doing those Logic Problems books. The ones where you fill in a grid using bizarre clues such as "Nancy didn't have the cat called Tinker, which wasn't ginger. Tim's pet was 4 years old"

Anyway, I had been lying on the bed doing one of these before going downstairs. Later on, Mrs SLVA and I had a row about something most likely trivial and pathetic, and in the end she stormed upstairs and slammed the door. I left her to it rather than go after her, so I played Super Hang-On on the Sega Megadrive for a bit.

10 minutes later I went upstairs and found her reading in bed, with my Logic Problems book torn in half. She looked at me with a smug look on her face waiting for me to kick off, but I just cracked up which did kind of make things worse until I said,
"It's a good job I wasn't looking through the yellow pages because you'd still be struggling and sweating away trying to tear it in half". After which she couldn't keep a straight face, and in the end we had rather mediocre make-up sex.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:56, 6 replies)

I love those grid problems!
They only every put two or three in a book though. =(
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:28, closed)

Tell me about it
The promising Spring issue of Puzzler has only one fucker in the entire book.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:17, closed)

By my calculations
logic books.....megadrive......
You're old!
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:27, closed)

what is this "books" you speak of?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:00, closed)

What is this "mediocre make-up sex" you speak of?

(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, closed)

...
and does mediocre know about it?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:45, closed)