Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I used tohold my wife's hand when we were at the shops, and limp and shout "AROOO!" so people would think she was my carer.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57,
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I do this when I'm out walking or shopping with the missusI put my hand on her shoulder, roll my eyes upwards and to the right and pretend she's my blind guide. She will happily keep walking with me chatting away, not realising what I am doing - until she notices people staring.
She then hits me.
And I start belming so it looks like she is beating a Scoper.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:15,
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Haha you're both like the two ronnies(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:34,
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haha!When my sister and I were teenagers I used to pretend to be mental when she brought a boyfriend home. I would sit in the chair rocking and counting to 100 continiously.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:01,
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