Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I married her.
That'll teach her.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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I tried that one
BIG mistake.
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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Hahahahahhahahaha
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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So your reply is "I understood your story"
Well done you.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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A reply! A REPLY!
Now I can sleep happy at my desk.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:32,
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I'm kicking you in the shins and telling mum.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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Me too
Sad, isn't it?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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Just don't get any sex wee on me this time, please
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44,
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Careful now,
I haven't worked out how to clean her properly. You may find a few sticky flakes.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51,
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I'm spitting in your face and kicking you in the nuggets
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:25,
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I'm quietly unscrewing the toilet door knob and taking out the bar so you can't get out.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45,
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