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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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The horror!
I made my boyfriend watch Britain's Got Talent because I know it makes him cry inside.
*evil laugh*
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, 29 replies)
Does he just sit, grouchily sharpening his knife?

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, closed)
If you knew him
you'd realise that's normal behaviour for him.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, closed)
I'm aware of Kaol and his large collection of knives...
(Mainly from offtopic and Bert constantly pestering him about them)
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, closed)
Of all the bad things posted this week
That's the worst so far for sure.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, closed)
That is truly the cruellest thing you can do to a person.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, closed)
Does he have no legs?
Or does he just have no balls?

How can you "make" somebody watch shit telly?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, closed)
^ this
what a stupid cunt, all he has to do is stand up, walk out and do something else
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, closed)
Or phone 999 and ask for paramedics and a crane.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, closed)
though I suspect that if there's a fatty in this relationship, it's Mellicious
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:11, closed)
Mellicious is absolutely gorgeous
and her BF loves her so much, he'll put up with that kind of shit.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:24, closed)
Then he's a bollockless fucking idiot.
We get a few precious decades of existence and he's wasting it goggling plebvision in a misdirected attempt to get affection from a passive-aggressive slapper who posts duckface pictures in her profile?

That's not love. That's massive fail.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:30, closed)
This is probably why he gets to play with Mellicious's jubblies and you don't.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:49, closed)
You're really quite creepy.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, closed)
I was just commenting on your idea of a relationship being all "your way or the highway". Fraid I'm of the old school that thinks being nice gets you a nice girl, and being a control freak gets you... well, hopefully no jubblies to play with...
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:07, closed)
I suggested her boyfriend was a dick for wasting his life watching shit telly.
You're talking about groping her tits.

Either I'm missing something or that's a creepy non sequitur.

edit: wait ... are you suggesting that the only way to maintain a relationship is to watch shit telly? Could I direct you to my previous post: www.b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1245586
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:10, closed)
No, I'm suggesting there's some middle ground that needs exploring between sitting night after night watching shite telly and having a hissy fit and stomping off whenever something comes on you don't like that perhaps should be explored, Gra''opper. Tits were brought in to it to get your attention.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, closed)
there's some real white-knightery going on in this thread
it's amazing how people jump to the defence of a fat girl on the internet
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, closed)
Whitenighting Mel?
Seriously? I'm just having some fun with the good Dr... it's been an educational afternoon...
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:32, closed)
Poor MrOli
I'm sorry you got caught up in an argument with retards.
Don't worry about them though, they're just tense because they've never had sex.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:37, closed)
Thick in mind as well as body, eh?
No wonder these cunts pander at you. If you dress up as an orc you'll tick all their boxes.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:02, closed)
I want to see you dressed up as Princess Fiona (the Shrekky ver.)

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:49, closed)
But I'll give it a go.

Fetch me some green paint, a couple of duvets and your mum's face.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:14, closed)
Nobody mentioned a hissy fit.
I called her boyfriend a pussy.
You turned creepy web knight.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:03, closed)
Are you my wife?
maybe not, but at least I know why she does it now...
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, closed)
Did you at least nosh him off
While you made him watch it?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, closed)
Cry Nosh :]

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, closed)
...and let slip the doggers of whore

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, closed)

This is cruelty indeed. Mrs D. had the good grace to buy me a PSP so she could watch all the shite telly her little heart desires.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:16, closed)
We have a rule at my house...
...if it involves a public vote or Piers Morgan, I don't have to watch it
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:40, closed)

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