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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Apparently Vegetables can be bastards too
She shat on me during sexytime...

..I changed the locks and the phone number. Best breakup ever.
(StrangeVegetable Will rape your sightballs, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:54, 4 replies)
What?

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:51, closed)
I bet she was a broccoli.
Broccolis are always bastards. I hate them.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:30, closed)
The local greengrocers are all out of broccoli.
Loccoli.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:51, closed)
sprouts are evil little bastards aswell
you never can trust one of them almost as bad as broad beans
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)

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