^ This is true
Nobody want their family to be piss miserable. Have a bloody good laugh remembering them, after all they'd want you too.

Unless they were a right miserable cunt, in which case laugh anyway.

At my mother-in-law's funeral, one of her grandsons (who was nearly 30) turned up in a red shirt and a Simpsons tie. Some people tutted and complained, his response was "Do you think she would've minded what I wear?"

At my funeral, I want a theme funeral, based on the Thriller video.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:18, 2 replies)

Many people were surprised that I didn't turn up in shorts, t-shirt & sneakers (my non-school/work uniform since kiddy-hood).
I would like a Bacchanalian orgy personally.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:29, closed)

I want my nerve endings hooked up to the electric
so my body can do a spasticated robot dance on the altar.
Pretty much how my dancing looks now.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:31, closed)

Demo please.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:34, closed)

With several Slendertone type machines
I wonder if it would be possible to have the corpse walk around the crematorium.

I want to test this on Stephen Hawking first. Have him lurch about against his will.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)

Now this, I like.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:51, closed)

i vote for sandette to be in charge of stephen hawkings all future medical treatment

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:44, closed)