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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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Why was his girlfriend in prison?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:39, 2 replies)
I wondered that too.
I've had some wild sex in my time* but none of it has ended with the girl it was with going to the nick.

*OK, I haven't, I'm lucky if I can keep my tiny cock up long enough to allow entry.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:59, closed)
And how keen are the fuzz on letting people into the cells
to play practical jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:21, closed)

They're very accommodating on the conjugal visits nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:47, closed)
This is what passes for a conjugal visit, these days?
Jesus, kids, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:03, closed)

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