Nearly broke my big sister's nose.
We used to fight quite a lot as kids.

She'd insulted me, and so I ran at her. She just stood there with her knee cocked up, onto which I ran, busting my balls and falling into a screaming, crying mess.

She stormed (fucking smugly, understandably) off, and when I recovered I followed after to insult her. She turned to me, so I turned to leg it, but she grabbed me 'round the waist, trapping my arms and bear-hugging me.

I reacted sensibly: I bent fully at the waist, then swung back up, smashing the back of my head into her face.

Dear Christ were mum and dad not pleased about that one.

I still think she deserved it for proving that I'm such an idiot I'll run onto an cocked knee.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:08, 3 replies)

i will second that opinion and also add that maybe you knew what was about to happen and did the run deliberatly so as to inflict serious nad pain upon your self as a sexualy gratifying way getting mummy to kiss it better?
am i right ?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:18, closed)

*fwaps*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:22, closed)

*fwaps*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:32, closed)