Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
I used to think about her when I wanked into her tea.
Now I think about tea when I'm pumping into her.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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i used to think about you when i was pumping her
but now i settle for a hobknob and a wank
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:55,
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Is hobknob
a condition that chefs suffer?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:55,
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Oaty crumbs in your jap's eye.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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