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"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Richard de Clare, 2nd Earl of Pembroke.
We've all had guests that overstay their welcome, but this cunt just took the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:33, 10 replies)
Ah, but in fairness...
Louis Walsh. I'd say we're even.
(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:11, closed)
No.
The boybands will continue until Ireland is united and free.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:19, closed)
Breaking News
A small, home-made Irish boy-band has been discovered in the back of the Queen's limousine. Police believe the band, thought to be a "Jedward" model, intended to sing "Ice, Ice Baby" at her until her brain melted.

A memorial service will be held on Sunday for the brave music technician who disabled the band, at the cost of his own life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:42, closed)
^^ This message...
...goes out the any nation whose cities have been blighted by the blight of the so-called Irish Bar. Serving shoite black beer whoilst playing fookin' shoite violin music too loiud since theh last toime theh economy was fooked oop and weh aahll hat to emigreaht.

Moost be toime to fook off back hoome noiw dahn't yah tink?
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:13, closed)
None of the pubs I've been to in Ireland
are anything like the "Irish pubs" we have in this country. They're very much an English invention. Mainly having been invented by people that think "De Oirish Talk Loike Dis".

Anyone getting caught drawing a shamrock on the head of a pint of Guinness over there gets whipped with a bicylce chain. True fact.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:17, closed)
Easiest way to spot an irishman in Dublin airport?
They're the ones drinking Bud.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 1:22, closed)
Or Magners.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:07, closed)
good fucking god.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:58, closed)
Fuck me, you've been a member nearly eight years, and you delurk to tell us you're too stupid not to go into bars you don't like?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:01, closed)
Paging Captain Stupid! Paging Captain Stupid!
Your replacement has been found.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 15:30, closed)

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