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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I live alone.
It's fucking awesome.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:19, 14 replies)
Same as
Marvellous, isn't it?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, closed)
You just keep on pretending that you have a choice.
Just keep telling yourself that there are loads of people who would be privileged to live with you and that it's entirely your decision to spend your nights alone with a bottle of cheap gin trying to make all the pain go away.

Maybe you should get an Alsation?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)
I resent that.
Tanqueray is not cheap gin.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38, closed)
Pouring moutwash into
an old Tanqueray bottle does not turn it into Tanqueray.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:44, closed)
I resent that.
Listerine is not cheap.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:55, closed)
At least you've always got fresh breath
for all the boys who won't kiss you.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, closed)
I'm never sharing again with anyone unless I get regular sex.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:26, closed)

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:29, closed)
This is it...
...my policy these days is no-one shares my gaff unless I've been sleeping with them exclusively for at least a year. Want to ask the current BF to move in with me, but I want to move to a new place first (barely room for my stuff in my current domicile, let alone his) and besides, I've only been with him for about 9 months so policy dictates that I wait.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:34, closed)
there's no better feeling than shutting your front door
and knowing that unless you open it no one else is getting in .

(That sounds like a big euphemism )
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:00, closed)
There's nothing more terrifying than
closing your door on a Friday night when coming in from work to next open it on leaving for work on the Monday morning and realising that you haven't spoken a single word all weekend.

(It can get *really* bad if you take a holiday and spend a week or so not speaking. There's genuine trepidation about whether or not you'll remember how to do it when you eventually make it back into work).

Not fun.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:16, closed)
Come on now,
that's what pubs are for, surely?

Pubs and cats.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:57, closed)
Personal space
Nothing beats it.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:10, closed)

Living alone doesn't mean you're lonely and on your own all the time...

...it just means you don't have idiots about the place ruining things when you have dates over. ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:58, closed)

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