Seen him again
Now it's war, maybe,

Expandy foam, traps.

Anybody have any advice?
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:29, 2 replies)

Wire wool
stuff it in all the holes and gaps in your place.

Either that or a fucking flame thrower.

The little fuckers can fit through a gap the width of a penicl, apparently...

Good luck!!!
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30, closed)

yes
they have collapsible skeletons

ugh ugh ugh what a thing to evolve!

hmmm would be very useful on the tube though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:33, closed)

Collapsible skeletons?
So that's why you can stick them up your anus without crushing them.
Or so I've heard...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:05, closed)

You just reminded me
My ex missus was laying out an old lady after she had died. She was showing a new girl what to do. The body farted moving at the same time. The poor girl screamed, ran out of the room and never came back to work again.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:30, closed)

Humane release
Purchase and enjoy a bottle of Paul Masson California White from your local offie.

The vase shaped bottle with pop-on-pop-off lid id an ideal mousetrap. Bait with a biscuit, lie it on its side and wait overnight. Mousie can't climb up the inside slope of the bottle. Pop the lid on and release him in the park.

NEVER buy sticky traps unless you would feel good about yourself if you came down in the morning to find a single tiny foot adhering to it: chewed off in agonising desperation.
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:34, closed)

This sounds better
I will purchase a few carrafe's of Paul Massons lovely wine. I remember Somerfields selling these at two for a fiver a few years ago.
I'll keep you informed. I Think I'll take him down the park.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, closed)