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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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So, if you win....
....you won't get a CHOICE of which alcamohol to drink or is it that you won't even GET to help drink whatever is chosen..?

Just tell them that your part in helping out for a win would be to NOT make any mess until after the judging.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:54, 1 reply)
If we win
Then I wont be allowed any of the alcohol that we win because I didnt partake in the competition I didnt know I was partaking in. Apparently only about four or five of the ten of us living in here helped clean the kitchen but naturallty the others that didnt will be allowed some of the alcohol.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:10, closed)
Just don't ...
...LET them win.
;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, closed)
Yeah, shit in the sink
(best not, eh?)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:58, closed)
Maybe don't shit in the sink
but maybe help someone else's flat? Someone who's got a good chance of winning and would appreciate the help?

Scrawl offensive crap all over the walls?

Get some UV reacting ink and spaff it all over the walls near the telephone (extra points for a dripping trail back to someone elses' room), then have someone else just "happen" to walk by with a UV light?

Chewing gum all over the place? Accidentally tip a bin over next to a fan?
Or even shit in a box, then oven cook it until it stinks the oven out. Then flush the main evidence and stick the box behind the oven- no-one need know it was you and if they find the box they'll get rid of it- leaving the turdsmoke-filled oven unchecked.
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