I once shared a flat with a guy who was fucking a stripper.
Lowlights:

* The way she yelled when she came. She sounded like a butch lesbian PE instructor demanding for more effort.

* It was nice that she went about in just her knickers in the morning, but demanding you made her breakfast or gave her some of your hash just because she had tits was a bit much.

* His bed was right next to his wardrobe, which, in typical lairy student fashion, had all his empty vodka bottles on top if it. One night I heard a massive CRASH! SMASH! OOYAH FUCKER! as their shagging had toppled the bottles on top of them.

* Her calling the flat when he was out (this was way back before mobiles) and asking if he'd left any hash for her. When I said no, she asked if I could give her mine then.

* You know how on King Of The Hill, every time Boomhauer plays Dido, you know it's happening? Well, the same, but with fucking Gomez.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:01, 8 replies)

What were the highlights?

( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18, closed)

Things she blagged at the hairdresser's
by walking around in her drawers.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:51, closed)

Are you a bit of a pushover?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:50, closed)

I didn't give her a thing.
Women trying to manipulate you because tits is really annoying.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:54, closed)

Glad to hear it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:25, closed)

I also once lived with someone who had a girlfriend.
They did sex and everything too.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:55, closed)

yeah ... but Gomez?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:39, closed)

WHAT MORTICIA?
.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:44, closed)