Yesterday I was in the queue at Primarks
There were two women in front of me speaking German. Behind me were a pair of Chav women.

Chav 1 - I think it's fucking rude to talk in your own language in another country.
Chav 2 - Yeah

Chav 1 - If you moved to another country would you bother to learn the language?
Chav 2 - Nah.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:55, 5 replies)

pfft, reminds me of my first chav gf
in Tenerife:

"Its well aaawt ov owwwdahhh that they don't speak english here. I fink everyone in da world should speak english, its the best language"

*rolls eyes*
( Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:06, closed)

First?
You since had a succession of such?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:28, closed)

You can
Smell the Fray Bentons from the words. Good use of dialogue!
(McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:37, closed)

I read that
in the voices of Terry Jones and Michael Palin as Pepperpot women. Made it twice as funny.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:46, closed)

Reminded me of XKCD number 84

(bill, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:06, closed)