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Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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pearoast


Take that God!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:09, 17 replies)
The quote is:
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

(King James Version)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:11, closed)
You're The Lord?
I thought you'd be taller.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:13, closed)
She's got nice tits though

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:26, closed)
Shit
did I let my secret identity out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:31, closed)
This pic is the answer to all QOTW it appears...

.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:46, closed)
It's the answer to everything
coz it's mine :0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)
The time's wrong on your watch, mate
mine says 15:08
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:08, closed)
Yours is two minutes slow
mine says 15.10
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:10, closed)
Aw fuck
I can't help living in the past, I've got inner demons and a previous life of kiddy-fiddling and nun rape to contend with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:12, closed)
It's your previous life
that makes me love you so much.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:13, closed)

previous life voracious penchant for cock
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:15, closed)
Fools
It's not a watch, it's to remind him to turn on the tv ready for Eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)
Haha!
You're a gay, you know when Eastenders is on!

You're wrong though, Emmerdale's on at 7.30...


....damn, I have exposed myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:18, closed)
I had to Google
To see when it was on, I'm normally masturbating furiously to Dot Cotton ladies with their boobies out by 19:28.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, closed)
Don't lie to me
you're too busy eating hummous and touching hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:21, closed)
Close
I hate hummus. Instead I eat taramasalata while reverently braiding the hippy's leg hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, closed)
The "New World" translation
says "no tattoo"

I must have missed that when I got mine done

OOPS!
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)

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