
Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
( , Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Any vegetarians or vegans who "sometimes eat steak".
Also, lesbians who use dildos.
( , Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:35, 6 replies)

It's more not liking what it's attached to.
(This is how I've heard it described. Being male, I can't really say for myself)
( , Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:30, closed)

Penises and dildos are nowhere near the same in any way except for shape, and that is because lesbians have the same internal shape as straight women.
The day you see a guy with a black and white striped vibrating penis is the day I withdraw my statement.
:-)
( , Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:08, closed)

...then withdraw now sir. I would post a photo but it's a bit NSFW...
( , Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:13, closed)

for the title, it perfectly describes some people I know and will be used again!
( , Sun 22 Feb 2009, 17:34, closed)

I once used it on a girl I dated for a while. She adopted it, so I don't think she realised I was making fun of her for being a fake hippy.
( , Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:40, closed)

lezers should not be permitted to use dildos, they made their choice... my own original work I swear...
( , Sun 22 Feb 2009, 17:45, closed)
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