Police
Being told I'm making a scene by a man who is essentially walking round London with a great big blue tit strapped to his head.
( SpankyHanky, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:36, 9 replies)

oh hai
just you and me on here then.

I've got no social life what's your excuse?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:39, closed)

Got back
from Amsterdam a little earlier today. Still incredibly stoned. Too stoned to move. I think I might move to Amsterdam... If this stuff ever wears off...
( SpankyHanky, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:40, closed)

I went out today
to the garden center to try to start my *sort-of-ex*'s car. Might move there and then I can spend all day watching pensioners putting pansies in their car boot.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:46, closed)

............
Not been to Amsterdam.

Just enjoying the local hostelries of Sheffield. That's why i'm here.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:51, closed)

Amsterdam..
..has one of the best pubs in the world. But I couldn't recommend living there.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:54, closed)

Police
Some of them wear normal police-hats, and some of them wear tit hats. How do they decide who wears the tit? Is it the new guy? Do they draw straws?
(Bernard Bernoulli, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:01, closed)

Police
are fuckers and they look stupid
(Errin C, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:01, closed)

Why
are police "fuckers"? Because they won't let you do exactly what you want to?
(Bernard Bernoulli, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:21, closed)

yeaaaahhh!
Fuck 'em all.

There I was, just casually shooting some fucker for talking crap about me when over they come and nick me!

Mutha.

Fuckas.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:45, closed)