Me
For cooing over little round cute gurgly babies and going "Awww, I want one".

And then stomping into the office saying "I fucking HATE children, I'm having my tubes tied" after having 15 pre-pubescent drama brats in my face all shrieking at me.

that is all.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:24, 6 replies)

Haha
You should have seen me with the wee godson the other weekend.

I went all gooey and broody - then gave him back and it passed. Phew!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:34, closed)

They're cute
until the little fuckers puke on you.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:51, closed)

It's common knowledge
That babies are allergic to freshly washed shirts - as soon as they get near one, they throw up.

But hey, they're great fun to shake up a bit, then hand them back to the parents :)




what?
( snee held his breath since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:49, closed)

Tape is the answer
Just gaffa tape them by their ankles to a washing line... works in all cases.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:53, closed)

Babies
are all witches. It's the only explanation for the noises they make come out of me - "aw, look at her little shoes!!!!" "aawww, he smells of baby!!!" etc.

Damn witches
(popiellajones, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:24, closed)

You missed a word:
"aawww, he smells of baby shit"

There, sorted :)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:50, closed)