Ah, James May.
Women want him, men want to sit him down with a pint and talk about engines.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, 1 reply)

i'd want him
and then i'd sit him down afterwards and talk about engines, preferably with a pint of cider.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:08, closed)

You might get him for a while , but if he ever saw my shed you'd be history

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:13, closed)

Why?
Do you keep a MIG29 or the largest Meccano collection in the UK in it?
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:17, closed)

only because you'd chain him to the lawnmower

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:24, closed)

Do you think he might actually kind of like that?

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, closed)

i certainly hope so
still waters run deep and all that
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:46, closed)

Only if it was a 1953 Acto

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:49, closed)