Though it requires some time travel transport....
A threesome with Felicity Kendal from early 1970's and Goldie Hawn from late 60's, please.
( zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:42, 6 replies)

Despite...
...being of a totally different generation and thus unaware of them in their prime, I would totally agree.

*Gets to work on time machine*
(Megamoss, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:50, closed)

Yeah, this if "iffy".
No man alive has ever fancied Felicity Kendal.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:36, closed)

^This.
With even more sarcasm for the suggestion that no bloke would fancy Goldie Hawn either.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 8:28, closed)

Ever since seeing Private Benjamin,
I've harboured a seething resentment for Goldie Hawn.

Punish-fuck, I suppose, but that's not really my thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:15, closed)

You are clearly some sort of denty-brain then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:39, closed)

Madness!
She rocks my world. Mmmmm.
( zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:29, closed)