Dr Alice Roberts. Throw that North Face fleece on the ground and let's do this thing.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, 7 replies)

seconded

(MrHammerHands last checked the time on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:28, closed)

thirded
although I can't see why she wouldn't be the top of everyone's list myself
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:24, closed)

wild swimming
I was so disappointed with her wild swimming tv programme, I was hoping for some skinny dipping.
(funkmotor is not the droid you're looking for, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26, closed)

she did?
you just didn't see anything, I warned Dad he was wasting his time when I caught him watching it.
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:55, closed)

Oh god yes...
...she makes archaeology infinitely more interesting.

Was living in Cheltenham last year and hung around the Science fair all day, hoping to bump in to her. Not sure what I would have done if I had. Stand and gawp probably...
(Megamoss, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 4:07, closed)

Bloody archaeologists
My wife is one of them.

They're very annoying, especially when thy find something and they go all "i'm the first person to touch this in 6000 years!"

Like personal glory is the point.

The point is, dear wife, I'm the only person to touch my nob in the last fortnight. Stop digging up mud and come home.
( Dervel OTBC, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:20, closed)

Though on the plus side
Archaeologists are easy to annoy.

You can tell them that Time Team is great and they'll instantly have a mental. Then tell them they just don't like it because Tony can work out in 3 days what it took them 3 years to learn.

Also, lots of women are into archaeology, and they find it really funny if you tell them they like it because it is basically cleaning, only with a small brush. Sexist lols.
( Dervel OTBC, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:23, closed)