A most unusual crush
I realise my own earlier posts aren't apparently that niche, and for once, you lot have succeeded in making me feel normal. Well done, it doesn't happen often. Please keep it up!

So anyhoo, story time. My new housemates had just moved in, and we were all still in the stage of getting used to each other's habits, and so the kitchen was just about the cleanest it's been in the past four years.

I'd just left the kitchen, and was on my way upstairs when I heard what sounded like a hyena being strangled. That could only be my other housemate laughing. He doesn't get much practise, he's a moangy sod at the best of times. My interest piqued, I went back into the room to see one new housemate with a face like thunder, the other new housemate grinning like a rapist, and my existing housemate on the sofa, paralysed with laughter. Damnit, I missed the joke. Again.

I asked the grinning housemate to repeat what had been said, at least to try and get what was going on. I've always been a nosey (and loquacious) bugger. So she told me. They'd all been comparing who they fancied on TV. The grinning one fancied Johnny Depp. So far, so normal. The giggling one, I already knew. He's always carried a candle for Keira Knightley. Not my thing though, she's got less meat on her than a butcher's pencil.

My annoyed housemate's crush?

John Snow.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:43, 1 reply)

Who's yours then.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:01, closed)