I believe my friend has a crush on Carol "Skeletor" Vorderman...
...which may not be too iffy if you like that sort of thing. The worst part of it is catching said friend vigourously stroking his weasel to an episode of Countdown.

On second thought it may have been over Richard Whiteley.
(grendalsbane, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:43, 5 replies)

WTF is wrong with Vords?
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2000881/Carol-Vorderman-beats-Pippa-Middleton-Rear-Of-The-Year-award.html
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 1:07, closed)

Agreed
Carol was and still is gorgeous. Can anyone else really think of another good reason besides her for how a one hour show about spelling and arithmetic became so popular in the first place?
(FangedParakeet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 3:36, closed)

Not apart from, but as well as.
Suzie Dent.
Mmmmmmmmm.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 8:07, closed)

I don't know about "gorgeous"...
...but she's not bad. Bit "mumsy", to my eyes.

She certainly doesn't look skeletal in the pictures in that link though!


I said "mumsy", not mimsy. As you were :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 8:30, closed)

He may have been playing the Countdown Challenge:
Knock one out before the 30-second tune reaches its dee-dee, dee-dee, diddle-e-dum ending...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:36, closed)