This week is a drag with posts along the lines of
Sarah Beenie

I'd love to have a go on her fun bags and I bet she's dirty

Kirsty Allsop

As long as I could gag her

*sigh* it's all a bit phwoooor isn't it? In any case it's supposed to be iffy crushes. We have had suggestions of Alice Roberts & Victoria Corehn for fucks sake. Two ladies you would be proud, not embarrassed, to be seen out with. You can do better surely. What about Miriam Margolyes, as long as she wears the professor sprout costume or a threesome with Ethel from Eastenders and Willy the dog. Those are iffy

Anyway I propose a threadjack ;P
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:08, 9 replies)

Fair cop, I mentioned Victoria Coren. But in fairness, I put her second after Gwyneth Paltrow.......'s mum, who is sixty eight.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:32, closed)

I concur.
See latest post for details.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:35, closed)

Yeah, totally with you on this-
The majority of posts so far are blokes saying "Yeah, [insert name of attractive, though maybe slightly older/larger/not-page-three-conventionally-good-looking woman], I'd leave her tits looking like a plasterer's radio &c."
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:48, closed)

This is depressingly true...
...I was hoping for something anecdotal but it's posts of lists again with added "phwoar".

Either the question is structured badly, or there is an undercurrent of apathy that's stopping the anecdotes from being posted. I've had some dodgy crushes in my time, but I'm not sure I want to share that much with teh internet.

And the Welsh gappy-toothed Torchwood lass is my dodgy crush of the week, on account of the fact that you could sail a yacht in between her front teeth.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:00, closed)

^^ What Nobbly Blobs said ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:05, closed)

she has got very very
sexy eyes
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:12, closed)

I do think that for once it's the question.
It invites lists. It just asks 'Who' And the 'Why' is just thrown away at the end.

'Why do you have a crush on someone that makes your friends think you are a sick fuck?' is basically the same question but may have elicited better answers.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:12, closed)

Ah Miriam Margolyes
Just shut your eyes and think of the cadburys caramel rabbit
(rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:29, closed)

Damn fine...
point there, I would love to be Victoria Coren's iffy crush...

*Insert laboured metaphor for sex*
(BigJoeWil is perfecting the art of procrastination since, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:47, closed)