Having watched True Romance,
with its "if I had to fuck a man, I'd fuck Elvis" speech, I tried to decide which man I would fuck, if I had to.
I settled on Ewan Macgregor, as this was around the time that Trainspotting came out, so he looked vulnerable and non-threatening.

Bringing this up with my girlfriend, led to an evening of awkward conversation.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:00, 9 replies)

Ewan MacGregor was once a little boy.
That makes you a nonce.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:03, closed)

This week's question has already dumped me in the
nonce, furry, and chubby-chaser, camps.

I have nothing to lose.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:11, closed)

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:08, closed)

Ah, what the hell.
If I was dropped on a desert island with a bloke and had to nob him to fend off exploding gooseberries syndrome, I hope it would be Tom Quinn from Spooks.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:16, closed)

That's the spirit!
Don't fancy yours much.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:19, closed)

Fuck you, he's beautiful. And he loves me. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:37, closed)

Did you suddenly blurt out “I want to fuck Ewan McGregor” while she was eating her Angle Delight?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:54, closed)

lol

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:13, closed)

Close.
I was bludgeoning her with a protractor.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:28, closed)